After completing my chronicle of the UNIT uniforms (to date), it got me thinking about the officers who have commanded the UK branch, so here is a
list of all the Commanding Officers of the UK branch of UNIT that we have yet
seen.
Brigadier Alistair
Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart
c.1968 – 1976
Lethbridge-Stewart
was the first Commanding Officer of the UK Branch of UNIT having being
appointed to this position when the organisation was founded.
We
do not know what date UNIT was founded due to the UNIT Dating Controversy, but
1968 was the year “The Invasion”
first aired, which was UNIT’s first onscreen appearance. Lethbridge-Stewart
retired as CO in 1976, as stated in “Mawdryn
Undead”. However, he continued to be called back into service by UNIT on a
number of subsequent occasions.
Colonel Faraday
1976 – c.1980
Colonel
Faraday appears in “The Android Invasion”.
Though not explicitly stated in the show, I would argue that it was Faraday who
took over command of UNIT when Lethbridge-Stewart retired (for my reasons why I believe Faraday to be UNIT's CO, see my entry on The Sporadic Years).
We
do not know when Farady left UNIT, but according to the audio drama “The Oseiden Adventure”, he is still with
the organisation in 1979.
Colonel Charles
Crichton
c.1980 – Late 1980s
All
we know about Crichton is that he was Commanding Officer of the UK branch of
UNIT in 1983.
In
the show, Colonel Crichton is listed as being Lethbridge-Stewart’s replacement.
However, this is a throwaway line in “The
Five Doctors”, and it is not explicitly stated that Crichton is his immediate replacement. If he was indeed
the immediate successor of Lethbridge-Stewart, then by the time of “The Five Doctors” he has been UNIT’s CO
for seven years. According to the novelisation of Downtime, he was still UNIT’s CO in 1995, having been promoted to
Brigadier. This means that he has been UNIT’s CO for almost 20 years, which is
a ridiculous assertion. Military postings just don’t last that long (not to
mention the fact that his appearance in the Downtime
novelisation is contradicted by the UNIT
Dominion audio dramas, and I always give precedence to the audios over the
novels since they contain the real cast members. In addition to that, the Downtime novelisation has Bambera as a
Captain, meaning that within two years she will be promoted to Brigadier to
replace Crichton. A promotion from Captain to Brigadier, missing out the
intervening ranks of Major, Lieutenant Colonel and Colonel, in less than two
years is preposterous! It was clearly written by someone who has no idea how the
military really works (which is an accusation that can be levelled more and
more at Doctor Who these days!!) and
resultantly I don’t hold that novelisation in very high regard. Thankfully,
neither Crichton nor Bambera were in the video version of Downtime, which is the version I count as the ‘real’ one).
It
is far more reasonable to surmise that Crichton did not immediately replace
Lethbridge-Stewart (I would argue that, based on “The Android Invasion”, Colonel Faraday did that). It is also possible
that there was at least one more Commanding officer who came between Crichton
and Lafayette, but if this is the case, we have, as yet, not seen him or her.
Alternatively, Lafayette could have been Crichton’s immediate successor.
Colonel Lafayette
Late 1980s
Colonel
Lafayette appears in the “UNIT Dominion”
audio dramas, in which he is stated to have been in charge of the UK contingent
of UNIT for “three months”.
"UNIT Dominion" does not give a
setting, but we can reasonably assume that it is in the late 1980s (for a
start, Dr Klein, UNIT’s Scientific Adviser, records things onto cassette tapes
rather than CDs). Additionally, the Doctor meets Dr Klein again in a later
adventure (“Persuasion”), which is
set in 1990, so we know that Dominion
comes before then chronologically.
Note
that the artwork in the CD gives Colonel Lafayette the gorget patches of a
General. A Colonel’s gorget patches are plain red and do not have the gold oak
leaves on them.
Major Wyland-Jones
Late 1980s
Major
Wyland-Jones replaces Colonel Lafayette when the latter is killed in “UNIT Dominion”.
As
a Major, Wyland-Jones is the lowest ranked Commanding Officer we’ve yet seen. The
story tells us that Geneva had been grooming to him to replace Lafayette for “weeks”,
but that doesn’t explain why they would be preparing an officer of that grade,
when all the previous Commanding Officers have been substantive Colonels or
above. One wonders if he was promoted shortly after this adventure (to
Lieutenant Colonel?). Perhaps UNIT cutbacks meant that they were trying to save
money on higher salaries.
Note that in the CD artwork, Wyland-Jones is wearing neither a UNIT beret nor UNIT cap badge. Presumably he was given a red beret as that is the colour associated with UNIT thanks to the new series (despite it being inaccurate for the time period this story is set in), but surely they could have Photoshoped the UNIT globe on at the very least.
Brigadier Winifred Bambera
c.1990s – early 2000s
We
see Brigadier Bambera as Commanding Officer of UNIT UK in “Battlefield”, set in 1997. We are given no indication of how long
she has been in charge. She is one of only two Brigadiers to command the UK
branch, as all other COs hold the rank of Colonel. It is entirely reasonable
to suggest that there was at least one other Commanding Officer of UNIT who
served between Wyland-Jones and Bambera, whose post would cover the period of
the early to mid-1990s.
We
later meet Brigadier Bambera again in the audio adventure “Animal”, set in 2001, which means she retained her command into the
early years of the 21st Century. Presumably she was succeeded by
Colonel Brimmicombe-Wood, though it would be entirely possible for another CO
to have been in post between them.
In the audio drama "UNIT Assembled", Lieutenant Sam Bishop mentions "General Bambera" as being in Peru, so she is still presumably a very senior officer with UNIT in the 2010s.
Colonel Ross Brimmicombe-Wood
Early 2000s – Early 2005
Colonel
Brimmicombe-Wood is the CO of UNIT UK in the first series of UNIT audio dramas
(though it turns out he was a traitor and working for ICIS all along).
I
would surmise that Brimmicombe-Wood became the CO in 2003 (in the winter of
2004/2005, Colonel Chaudhry mentions that Brimmicombe-Wood got to know her at
the staff Christmas party, which presumably was the previous year’s).
Colonel Robert
Dalton
2005
Colonel
Dalton was brought in as Acting Commanding Officer when Brimmicombe-Wood was
kidnapped. He only held the post for a month or so before being killed by a
bomb blast in Downing Street.
Colonel Emily
Chaudhry
2005 – c.2007
Colonel
Chaudhry was originally UNIT UK’s Press and PR Officer, but was promoted to the
role of Commanding Officer after Brimmicombe-Wood’s treachery was exposed.
On
a side note, I loved the UNIT audio dramas, but found it eminently unbelievable
that UNIT has two substantive Colonels in the form of the Commanding Officer
and the Press Officer. Chaudhry even mentions that UNIT’s budget has been
slashed, so why are they funding two such high-ranking officers. They should
have made her a Lieutenant Colonel or Major to make it a little more
believable. In reality, regimental press officers in the British Army tend to
be much lower ranked officers (like Lieutenants or Captains). However, given the
nature of UNIT, one can see why a higher ranked officer might be necessary,
though I still assert that a full Colonel is unlikely.
Colonel Alan Mace
c.2007 – 2009
The
first UNIT commander we see in the new series of Doctor Who is Colonel Alan Mace, who we meet in “The Sontaran Stratagem”; a story set in
2009. We are given no indication of how long he has been in charge of the UK
contingent prior to this; however, he appears to be in charge of UNIT during
the Racnoss incursion of Christmas 2007, as seen in “Turn Left”. It is entirely feasible that he took over from Colonel
Chaudhry sometime between 2005 and 2007.
In the audio drama "UNIT Assembled", Lieutenant Sam Bishop says that "Mace" is in Japan. This implies that Mace is still with UNIT in the 2010s, although it doesn't state his rank at that point.
Colonel Augustus
Oduya
2009 – Early 2010s
Colonel
Oduya appears in Torchwood “Children of Earth”. Dialogue suggests
that he succeeded Colonel Mace, who is said to have been posted to Vancouver.
This story is dated to September 2009. We do not know how long he lasted in the
role.
The
next time we see UNIT on screen (In “The
Power of Three”) we are told that Kate Stewart, the daughter of Brigadier
Lethbridge-Stewart, is now in overall charge of the organisation. However, Kate
is a scientist, in charge of UNIT’s scientific research; the military side of
UNIT would still have a Commanding Officer (it is unlikely that any military
organisation would suddenly relinquish their authority to a civilian).
Colonel Shindi
c.2013
The
new series of UNIT audios, beginning with “UNIT
Extinction” introduces us to the character of Colonel Shindi. These stories
are set between “The Power of Three”
and “The Day of the Doctor”, so we
can tentatively date them to 2012 or 2013.
Note
that the CD artwork for Colonel Shindi shows him with unkempt hair, a beard and
moustache. Military regulations would never allow him to have either the length of hair
that he has, or the beard (the moustache, however, is acceptable, making him
the first CO with a moustache since Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart and Colonel
Faraday). Obviously, one can’t expect an actor to change their appearance for
an audio adventure, but surely Photoshop could have been used to make him look
more realistically military.
Colonel Ahmed
c.2014
The
character of Colonel Ahmed appears as the highest ranking UNIT officer aboard Boat One in “Death in Heaven”. However, he is killed by the Cybermen.
Colonel Walsh
c.2015
Colonel
Walsh was in command of a contingent of UNIT troops in Turmezistan in “The Zygon Invasion”, however, we can
safely assume that she is a British officer (or, at the very last, an officer
in a Commonwealth army) because both she and Major Hitchins wear British rank
insignia.
And that brings us up-to-date. I really hope that we will soon see another Commanding Officer for the UK branch of UNIT, maybe even one who can become a recurring character alongside Kate Stewart; possibly even Colonel Walsh since she, as far as we know, survived the Zygon gambit.
Dishonourable
mentions:
Colonel Tia Karim
c.2010
The Sarah Jane Adventures introduced us to the character of Colonel Karim, but I personally do not count
her as one of UNIT’s COs (despite her being referred to as a Colonel), simply because I prefer to think of her more as the
Officer Commanding UNIT’s Mount Snowden Base (plus her rank insignia displays
the pips of a Lieutenant not a Colonel). Thankfully, it is not stated in the
episode that she is UNIT’s Commanding Officer, so my theory doesn’t contradict
on screen evidence.
Personally,
I think that these days whenever the Doctor
Who writers need a military character in a position of authority they seem
to just plump for a Colonel, regardless of how realistic this would actually
be. It is perhaps my biggest criticism of NuWho that there doesn’t seem to be
anyone who actually understands how a military organisation works (the same
criticism can be levelled at Sherlock
– there are so many mistakes it brings me right out of the narrative!).